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3.5 stars out of 5 -- "The action constitutes a virtual cornucopia of impalings, severed appendages and decapitations, along with the requisite spurting of blood."
Box Office

"[A] pulpy, lighthearted gorefest....Mr. Trejo offers an amusing inside-out caricature of the Hollywood stereotype of a Latin American drug cartel's sinister enforcer..."
New York Times

"It's a digital gorefest that expands on the faux trailer Robert Rodriguez included in GRINDHOUSE..."
Rolling Stone

"MACHETE delivers the '70s-style B-movie goods....Trejo has an imposing physicality and formidable presence..."
Hollywood Reporter

"Never too grim or too jokey, MACHETE manages to maintain an enjoyable nutso temperament throughout."
Premiere

3 stars out of 4 -- "Rodriguez combines sharp satire and timely political commentary with a decidedly B-movie ethos.
USA Today

"[A] gory, pulpy wink of an action thriller....The violence is splatterifically witty, but the minor marvel of MACHETE is how mean everyone in the movie is." -- Grade: B
Entertainment Weekly

"[A] cheeky, freewheeling return to exploitation homage....This is a movie that hits hard from first to last..."
Movieline

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