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Death by Toilet Paper [9780385743990]

  • Fans of How to Survive Middle School will welcome the adventures of a contest-crazed seventh grader who uses his wits and way with words in hopes of winning a big cash prize to help his family avoid eviction.

    Dear Royal-T Toilet Paper Company,

    You guys make the best toilet paper. I realize that?s a weird thing for a seventh grader to say, but it?s true. I didn?t know how good I had it until the day it was replaced by scratchy (sand)paper.

    Good toilet paper was the first thing to go. . . .

    Your friend,

    Benjamin Epstein

    Benjamin is about to lose a whole lot more than good toilet paper. But even with his flair for clever slogans, will he be able to win a cash prize large enough to keep a promise he made to his dad before he died?

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    Winner of the prestigious Sid Fleischman Humor Award

    ?Gephart?s novel succeeds completely as a fast-paced, funny, absorbing read.? ?Children?s Literature Review
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