Witless Protection

It's "Blue Collar Comedy" star Larry the Cable Guy taking on white-collar criminals in this slapstick yukfest. Larry plays a small-town cop who mistakes a government witness for a kidnap victim (Ivana Milicevic) and "rescues" her from her FBI protectors, who might be corrupt from their well-polished shoes to their perfectly cut hair. Yaphet Kotto costars as federal agent Alonzo Moseley, the same character he played in 1988's "Midnight Run." Written and directed by Charles Robert Carner.